I'm hoping for an ape victory obviously but worst case scenario, mutual destruction and paving the way for part 4 and the landing of that missing space ship (although I don't know how they'll make it a big surprise).

I gave up expecting this to be released 5 years ago. The expectations caused by time and hype are the same things which are going to keep us from ever seeing Half-Life 3.

Maybe they can disfigure him to the point that they can replace him in the future with a decent actor and have an excuse for why he looks different.

See. That was glorious. And not just because they used the greatest trailer song of all time. I don't even recognize this CW crapfest.

That and they're 28 year olds playing 16 year olds on TV which is par for the course.

And she's closer to 30 than 70. They should have kept her original age if they want to get all edgy on us.

The fuck? Is this supposed to be Twin Peaks or Archie?

Fucking hell. The grease is the entire point of deep frying. Take that out of the equation and I may as well bake my nuggets like that old aunt who just discovered her husband has a heart condition from years of shit food and is trying to keep him around for a couple more years.

Yet he'd never cut a steak till it is done… like some animal would

Like those sandwich makers which make 4 triangle sandwiches out of four slices of bread but the only thing that comes out of them fit to eat is grilled cheese.

We got a fondue set for our wedding (I believe we even put it on the registry). We've used that thing every New Years Eve to cook a grocery store cheese fondue and subsequently eat way too much bread (not breadmaker bread… store-bought) and get drunk on wine. No regrets.

If it comes down to a point where Negan found out there were retained guns it would probably be in the middle of a gunfight in which someone was going to die anyway.

Yeah. I don't want to go riding to some quiet area to see the sunset or shoot some deer only to find 15 10 year olds jumping around and swearing about each other's moms while chucking dynamite at each other.

Using the Kimye moniker isn't helping to keep our scores up either.

Ahh Vulgar. A movie I am still not sure made me more uncomfortable because of what was happening in it or how generally drab it was.

John Candy is (was) like Robin Williams and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Often the best part of whatever he was in and capable of elevating something that might otherwise be shit.

Yeah. It flies in the face of the main objection my wife has for feeding pork to the kids which is the pig's generally higher intellect. Personally, if they were *that* smart they would have found a way out of their predicament by now but that's just me…

There was a place in London making breast milk ice cream a couple of years ago. Baby Gaga. Costs a fortune though… I assume you have to pay the providers a living wage and you can't turn them into burgers when they go dry.

I've seen it in my local Thai market for ages but never had the guts to try it. Something about having to travel for god knows how long across distant oceans made me think twice when picking a mayonnaise.

Ketchup and maple syrup! Magnifeek!