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Didn't they shoot it too? Why waste a bullet (worth more than gold in this new world) on something you could kill with a wet sock?

While only a vague reference to what are probably videogame nazis it does have some fantastic lines such as "I got a cock made out of platinum. I got money coming out of the sky. I got the world's last piece of chocolate. I got the full moon in my eye"

Blue Suit, Brown Shirt could have ended up on this list too.

Some might be confirmation bias due to that bright orange case standing out. I remember trying to sell some box of cds for an ex and when they got to Aqua he just laughed and pointed me to the rack… they had enough to tile a decent sized kitchen floor.

Yes! The Victory Style comps introduced me to Snapcase and Refused and the "new world" post pop punk fandom. It also introduced Earth Crisis so you got an idea of how much was just too much.

Ya know what is less "punk" than wearing the band's shirt at their show?

Nick Northern was one of the catchiest songs on Fat Music 2. I don't want to jump on the "author is an idiot wagon" but…

The whole thing smacks of wasted opportunity. Not that I'm in any mood to bust out one of the comps if I could still find one but those had more significance than this author is willing to uncover or write about I think.

Because if anyone truly knows about what is wrong in the world and how to sort it out it is an 86 yr old man who's been able to live like a fucking king because he played a spaceship captain 40 odd years ago.

It will no doubt piss off a ton of creep-os on the internet who rub their hands with glee at the prospect of someone getting raped to death. See: off-camera treatment of ShameNun.

Yeah. From Newfoundland where there is a population of moose rivaling the humans. They move really fast and are basically near a ton of meat, bone and horn on long spindly legs (they topple onto anything which hits them). You hit one in a sedan at speed and you're done.

I made Kraft Dinner with tuna and peas once on the advice of some "shit you can eat when you're a broke college kid and stay alive" site and it was a waste of tuna, peas and KD. Far less than the sum of its parts.

From that to the low rent version of the lead in from Runnin' Down a Dream to the scrreechy buttrock vocals.

Likewise with a group of Pentecostal kids I knew back in Newfoundland in the early 90s. It was all that got approved by their parents. Uniting us across our geographical divides I suppose.

The punch board and safe cracker or whatever it is are up there.

Koalas. Cute bear. Eats only leaves. Slow, low energy. SAD

When you can see a movie for the tenth time and you STILL worry if the protagonist will make it through you know they did something right.

He co-wrote Good Omens. You can't not like that.

I loved the Journey Escape videogame for the 2600 back in the day.

You can get a good bagel in a few places in Ottawa but they're basically transplanted Montreal style ones. Not quite as good as one straight from Montreal but close enough to avoid the trip