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Well his public persona is being the guy who goes from place to place eating hamburgers the size of wedding cakes. I'm prepared to cut some slack.

Odds are she wears a glove.

It is the cycle. She's wearing out her welcome and will soon be recycled. Or diminish and go into the West.

Justice was solid. Even the Loads had some clever lines too but then James got too post-therapy introspective for his own good.

My wife still gives me shit everytime Hate Train pops up randomly. Yeah, the song sort of sucks aside from a couple of parts too but that title and some of those lyrics…

Its production is pretty amazing. If you could get Master or Justice with Justice's guitar tone and the remaining production from TBA I think you'd have something pretty damned amazing. Justice needs it more than Master but that one could use a little dusting to match up with the more epic arrangements.

At least they sound like drums though and not plastic containers.

There are 12 songs for 80 minutes so this is way below average length. There will no doubt be some 10 minute thing on there for sure.

I was pissed off because it just wasn't that funny (and I knew what to expect overall). fell asleep watching that on Netflix.

At the end of the day even if it starred a bunch of guys (young ones or the husks of the former cast) it would still be a reboot that nobody needed and that a lot fewer asked for than those superfans want to admit.

Sending a death threat over a Jem and the Holograms movie is way up there on my list of things which should seriously make a person step back and look at how their life is going.

Top officials don't get their paws dirty firing guns out the side of space choppers.

I've often assumed that her (and many others currently on the charts these days) just take ideas to focus groups and committees instead of actually writing.

Can we stop making up generation names till we get at least all of one of them into the dirt?

Trying not to be too cynical but kids will watch any old bullshit if my nephews' toy collections are any indication.

If at least one human passenger doesn't get left inside during a transform and get smushed to goo ala the Clerks cartoon I want my money back!

I had to help my seven year old nephew transform some random character from car to robot. It took ages and I thought I was going to snap it in half. I'm not above blaming the kids these days for not being able to do stuff but this was totally the fault of the designer.

Screw that. Give it to Cronenberg. If it is going to be uncomfortable to watch let's not cut corners.

I made it through the first one once, stopped watching the second about half way through and brought it back to the video store and then fell asleep about a quarter of the way through the third when I saw it on Netflix one night. The designs are unpleasant but it is almost criminal to have a series of movies about

As great as they were when I was 12 they haven't exactly been laying down 30 years of continued relevance as the title of this thing implies.