"At least they've said that they're not retelling the origin again."

My old roommate used to boil wieners in the water while the whole thing was cooking. You can cut them in advance to lower the chance of embarrassing burns.

Throw half a can of tomato soup in with the mix as the cheese dissolves. Bam!

Good cause it's fucking gross and a waste of both its chief ingredients.

You know you need a hobby when you are reviewing Kraft Dinner on Amazon.

Don't forget daylight. That's a no-no.

How does he keep bricks from getting into his Kool-Aid and/or brain?

Didn't the Onion do a story where doing what was portrayed in a romantic comedy gets area man arrested in real life?

Isn't she beneficiary of all the Nirvana money? She's probably got nothing else to worry about so why not take up a life shortening habit?

I got Dragon Warrior for free from subscribing to Nintendo Power in 1990. I ground my way to the last boss over the course of the year, tried him once and got whipped. Then my younger cousin borrowed the game and saved over my save game. Never touched it since.

Every few months I go back to the Shadow of the Colossus HD disc to slay another giant. I should be finished by next year. I've also been dragging Mass Effect 3 out over the course of 3 years now. I think I spread Assassin's Creed 2 out over 4 years (man was that last fight a let down).

Skyrim is my only 100% (for achievements anyway) on my xbox, 120 hours or so. I found it pretty easy overall and I really hope they do something more exotic like Morrowind again.

We're shutting her down in the Gov here in Canada tomorrow and Monday. We're not reopening till Jesus is out from behind that rock.

Are they at least sequential. Bad enough they resolve a previous book cliffhanger. I'd hate to find out this chapter is going to eventually become number 35 and resolve something from inside the new book. Part of the reason I dislke coming late to a series of books. It is a truly great book that can make you feel…

I usually cite Time as one song on that album that actually had a bit of potential but this guy is on glue.

That Conan movie was alright till Conan started to talk. They should have made him a mute or had his tongue hauled out.

To me, Avengers feels like I have to have watched 5 lesser movies and consumed 20 years worth of comic history in order to get full value from.

You knew Biden had a hand in this.

Ideally boiled ones.

Could be worse. It could be pamplemousse draining the blood out of some song you once thought you liked.