…aka, his "semi-automatic of syphilis."

Yeah, don't tempt them, because with all the cross-over between King's universe, this idea could very easily happen.

The funny thing is, it's NOT the "chance of a lifetime."

I don't even think he's a real doctor.

Van Helsing: I have an army.

#TeamNSA!

The Chicago lakefront has balls?

The numbers, man, were scaring the hell out of him.

And another $15,000 worth of speakers.

Sounds like an improvement over their sausage pie.

Here's your W-2:

“mild-mannered accountant who moonlights as a lethal assassin.”

… making them younger and hotter …

"If I told them once I've told them a hundred times, to put Led Zeppelin first and puppet show last."

I'm not going to say that Brienne and Pod's trip was super-exciting or anything, but it was pretty important to show just how severely the War had ravaged Westros for the small-folk.

That was under-appreciated.

"A-forcening of the Awake," better still!

KotOR is probably the best SW story aside from the Original Trilogy.

Quiet, Meatbag!

I'd be totally fine if they weren't shoving "Episode __" into all the titles like Lucas did with the prequels.