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I can almost guarantee you that ScarJo doesn't want a Black Widow solo movie, and that Jeremy Renner doesn't want a solo Hawkeye film for that matter.

The Necromancer *is* referenced in the Hobbit, but it isn't "revealed" to have been Sauron until LOTR.

this entire thing was prompted by Empire themselves trying to get a trademark to "Strikes Bock"

Well, since men love lady boobs, so that would only make sense.

Sorry, but I already hit it and quit it.

It makes sense because, as much as few people really want to see a Terminator movie with Old Schwarzenegger, absolutely nobody wants to see a Terminator movie without Schwarzenegger.

The wild bunch were a *kind* of family.

Hey, TV, quit trying to make Christian Slater happen.

Hostel does have a nugget of an idea of the anxiety of Americans abroad in the time following 9/11 and the Iraq invasion. It never really does anything with it, though, because Roth is more interested in cheap homophobia, misanthropy, and body horror.

Philosophically, Tony is on the right side. The basic rule of a civilized society is that the government has a monopoly on the use of force. Without government sanction, Captain America is just a really strong (and moral) George Zimmerman.

I see nothing wrong with starting with Persona (my college film history course included it as a screening, undoubtedly knowing that it would probably be the only Bergman film that 75% of the class would ever see), although I'd probably start with Seventh Seal, as it's probably the "most Bergman" Bergman film in terms

I see what you did there!

Welcome to third place, Tony Iommi!

Not surprising. Politically, I'm probably to the left of Maher, but he's become kind of a crank.

This sounds like the strongest legal case since my false advertising suit against the film The Never Ending Story.

Consider yourself fortunate — it's terrible!

I don't know about anyone else, but I would watch the shit out of a "Big Chill" remake staring the Avengers.

Holy shit, that's the actual poster and not just something you guys made up?

Blade Sprint

NOT PENNYS BOAT