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It just never came up in the narrative.

Kinda tired of Lee's mugging cameos, to be honest. They're well-past the point of fun easter eggs.

Parkay.

I don't know which I find funnier: the notion that Charlie Daniels has any fucking idea about what's in the Iran deal that isn't cut-and-pasted from Newsmax, or that some managing editor at CNN decided that Mr. Daniels's "thoughts" were worthy of coverage.

It is truly timeless. There will always be babies, and they will always got back.

All the retconning throughout the EU of exactly what the Sith are (race of aliens? a culture? a religion? a Dark Side-enthusiasts club?) is so hilariously complicated that I'm not surprised they just nuked the whole thing.

They probably figured out that they can charge guests more for wifi than they can for a XXX, and there's no skeevy guy with a mustache that the need to contract with for content.

Let's get Boobarella in on this too.

No — Dr. Jane.

He looks like that guy in Thor.

The fuck? What happened to when bands had bad-ass names like Black Sabbath and the Sex Pistols?

At least you didn't have to live down in shit-ass Mexico for two-and-a-half years for no reason.

I speculate that there's no Black Widow movie because Johansson and/or her people don't want one. She's a huge star, can be in pretty much whatever movie she wants, is making huge money showing up in various Avengers movies, so why set yourself up to shoulder the responsibility if a BW solo movie "underperforms"?

I'm also gonna let my nerd flag fly and say that while these figures look cool, they also look way under-articulated.

See deez nutz are digital.

Training Season?

A better idea a "year ago" seems like way too late to have made any difference.

Rip to mp3s, play at double speed.

You kicked 'em when he was down.

Funnest fact of all: This same lasershow sequence has been playing for at least 30 years.