My favorite part of Over the Top is how the prize for the arm wrestling championship is a custom semi-truck, because the organizers just assume that if you're a professional arm wrestler, you're also a trucker.

Well, it's definitely personal for Gibson, I will give it that. But like most of his statements these days, the message is atrocious.

Fuck that — Deep Purple should be in the HOF for "Hush" all by itself.

Carnival Cruise!

It all started in late 1992, when Courtney, under the direction of the Reverse Vampires, started having an affair with Gavin Rossdale, who was a secret member of the Illuminati….

The only part of The Money Pit I remember was when a workman leans in the bathroom window and tells Shelley Long she's almost out of birth control pills.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus Me and the other guy who bought Alive III laughed at that.

Why don't they start with the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?

Or why he "Pass me the coffee," like the Jon Favreau character on Friends said.

Hold on, let me get my penile plethysmograph….

Said Elizabeth: "Suck it, Ashley and Mary Kate!"

It really is too bad that the Lewis estate didn't license the works to some, you know, real filmmakers instead of a bunch of rightwing religious zealots with cameras.

Sorry, no episode tonight, as S.H.I.E.L.D. has been furloughed due to the government shutdown.

Would you like a glass of wine with that?

Duffman cannot die.  Only the actors who play him.

Nobody's gay for Moleman.

I still want some Strong fucking, Belwas!

Well I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits.

Not YET anyway….

I remember when I was a kid in the 70s and I'd walk into the carpeted kitchen on a cold winter morning, and mom would send me off to school with a breakfast of piping hot hamburger grease.