@avclub-841722355e8015bfff4b8345d8b9722c:disqus FLAGGED because the cakes were not fried in bacon grease.

MTV should buy the house and use it for the residents of The Real World: Aberdeen.

Looks like some sweet linoleum to me.

About 2.1 Danzigs.

Wow, I didn't realize that either Brittney Spears or Planet Hollywood were still around.

If you were going to wear clown makeup for every public appearance, why would you grow a beard?  I realize this is a dumb question.

Yes, I've gotten burned by CC Deville one too many times.

Fuckin' structured bankruptcy — how does that work?

See!  Anybody can do jazz!  You just make it up as you go along.

True story: In iOS 7, if you type in "Beat up Martin," it will change it to "Eat up Martha."

I don't do a lot of (i.e., any) karaoke, but do they offer many such entirely inappropriate selections like that?

The new trilogy will conclude with the passage of the Republic Droids Civil Rights Act of ABY 97, which will actually be an amendment to the bill affecting the taxation of trade routes (which is what you come to Star Wars movies for now).

Low Winter Sun is fucked up flatter than hammered shit.

That was my first thought — I bet Hamm's agent played a heavy role in this decision.

"Maybe he went to college with Denise Huxtable…."

TWD: Champaign-Urbana

That's already on Logo.

AMC Executive responds: "Or, we could just find every state/region that will provide production tax incentives and set them there!"

The filmmakers therefore corrected it by introducing it in the third part of a tetralogy.

And Sargent Shriver jokes?