That's too bad, because the way I seduced your mom is a great story.

But why did he need the fastest ship?  It's not like the Death Star was going anywhere?

The Max Rebo band or GTFO.

Dude, the sarlacc is a she.

And Carl Weathers comes over to make stew.

And they made him a general and gave him a sweet-ass cape!

I hope one of the prior owners had a worse idea than using a light freight ship to attack a giant fucking space station.

That WOULD explain R5-D4's psychological breakdown immediately upon purchase by Uncle Owen.

…road comedy with Bib Fortuna and Salacious Crumb

No, that's where the sex closet is.

It's not a truck.  It's tubes.

I think the HBO's CEO of Tits could give WB some much-needed perspective on this.

I don't think Germany kept the Hitler Youth camps running though.

I approve of how in-your-face that comment was.

Five hours of pure LaBeouf.

Anti-Christ was funnier.

I bet Ollivander's Wand Shop is about to get a whole lot sexier!

How do you know that's not already happening?

After the Voldermort incident, not only keeping the Slitherin house around (instead of nuking it from orbit) but continuing to induct new students into it always seemed to me the equivalent of leaving a loaded gun lying around your toddler-filled house and thinking, "I'm sure everything will be fine."

And then maybe we could get the Downton Abby/Harry Potter crossover I've been hoping for.