Just wait until they cast Ben Afleck as Harry.

and a story just slightly more interesting than Hogwarts’ Rules Regarding The Use Of Hot Plates.

@avclub-f7d69f580c2ec97094589817747a2ba8:disqus The "Waiting Is the Hardest Part" montage while Homer sits out his background check waiting period is also classic.

Back in my day, The Simpsons didn't have any of this "continuity" business.

"I'll be so dense.  Every shot will have  so many things going on."

Don't worry, you can still have the no drinking.

I'm amazed that people still want to ride that at all, let alone wait in line for it.

Is that a giant penis strapped to his back in the picture?

Does anyone remember laughter?

And the one before that one.

Weebles: Fall of Wobble

This.  1000 times this.

Can we move on to the more important issue of the entire AP article sounding like it was written by a 15 year old?

F4st & Fur1ou2.

I'm not a libertarian, but yeah.  If somebody wanted an 1852 townhouse to remain so bad, that person should have bought it.

Now back to my "Joey" marathon. 

1 HOUR AGO

OK, I checked out the pictures at the link, and I'm just going to say it: the old house looked like a shithole.  #TeamSchwimmer.

He should have made the bottom floor a nice coffee shop with some comfy couches where everyone could hang out.  Maybe one with a name that was a play on words.

"Offered movie role"?

I was just thinking that Schwimmer being hated by his new neighbors literally sounded like a Friends episode.