Oh man, staying up just for that final punch in the gut must have been brutal.

End of Watch kind of is the SouthLAnd movie, in a way. Pretty good.

Yeah, my thought is that someone grabbed it to watch it back when I lived in dorms/apartments and never gave it back. Either that or it's somehow in some other case of mine… but I doubt it, I'm pretty good about that stuff.

buh… buhh

Man, that turtle was a blast.

A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Scoooooooott come baaaaack!

If it makes you feel any better, its my favorite movie from whatever year it came out.

Well he didn't save anyone's life through an impromptu surgery, did he? All he ever did was his lazy co-worker's work!

Speaking of that movie, all this drug talk made me want to watch it. So I just hunted through my DVDs, found the case, and opened it up to find the bonus disc but no main feature disc. FUCK

You're a bitch! You're a filthy bitch!

Wait, how so. Because it offended you?

Maybe I'm part of the problem, but you, or anyone else who thinks The AV club is hateful hasn't seen any of the rest of the Internet. Ask the countless people who enthusiastically discuss the New Cult Canon articles and bid Tobias goodbye sadly. Or all the people in the TV club who would give every single episode an A…

I think they might be encouraged to do that by the producers.

I didn't think this episode was the best. Not terribly funny to me, the subplot made barely any sense, and the reasons for Nick and Jess not getting together were really contrived. But HOLY SHIT when those two stand and look at each other every part of me just feels the ferocious sexuality radiating between them. I…

"You did valet? So classy!" (someone please correct my butchering of that line)

Right, but it could just refer to the fact that he found her bloodied on the ground.

When I first saw it, I immediately assumed that the brother just witnessed the real crime. I didn't even think that Ben was behind the entire thing. I still feel like your points about him being freaked out (he was just supposed to sneak in and steal the tape and ended up seeing some fucked up shit) support the theory…

Hollywood has less new ideas than For Our Consideration columnists?

Workshed!