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Christina Hendricks is an engaging, multifaceted actor. When she is allowed to be, that is. It's pretty fucking pathetic how often she's reduced to being eye-candy. 'Drive' was probably the worst, though. We got to ogle her breasts and her ass, screamed a bit (while Ryan Gosling implied he would rape and…

iTunes has subscriptions for The Soup, which I found surprising. Substantially cheaper than sixty bucks a month.

Lol wuts intersectionality?

I like to think Rutger just got bored, wandered off the set for a coffee, and never went back.

Vikings, by and large, were more civilized than most parts of the American south, with things like equal protection laws and fair trials. The rape and pillage thing is largely an invention of medieval scholars with a hard on for showing how much more civilized the French were than anyone else.

I would watch the shit out of that movie.

Unfortunately, it's also great for winning local elections, to the point where legitimately 85% of the Republican caucus is either batshit insane or lying so thoroughly about literally everything it's like they're living on another planet.

Look, I hate the Newsroom. It's one of the most aggressively misogynist shows on TV that doesn't actively have women getting murdered and raped every two seconds. But you have to admit, it's a pretty fucking depressing scenario we live in where reporting on objective facts is a 'high liberal fantasy.' Maybe in the end…

At this point I'd settle for a largely non-vandal Republican caucus. Boy, if wishes were fishes, eh?

The other day I had to read an 'accountability report' on how Obama 'wasted' 1.7 million dollars on preparing and reading speeches. There was not a single mention of how many tens of millions congressional Republicans wasted by attempting to repeal ACA 38 times.

Well, you could start by explaining to him that he's left of Obama on literally every issue, from economics to foreign policy.

Yes, because when I'm looking for someone to shape my sociological world-view, I turn to comedians and their brand of 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MADS I TELLS YA'

I couldn't give a shit about Katy Perry or her songs if I tried - but after reading this, I'm pretty sure I hate Brian Posehn and his transphobic, body-shaming ass. Fat girls are gross? Why, because they're fat? Go fuck yourself, douchebag. I was a fat dude in high school and I never had a problem with girls like you…

Well then, fuck this show, I'm done. Life is short enough without wasting 50 minutes a week on something that apparently even the creators don't give a shit about.

I listen to the Mortal Kombat song when I feel blue. Always cheers me up.

What about that one guy who always plays a Korean villain? The Fast and The Furious, Die Another Day, etc.

@GuyIncognitoII:disqus dude, you don't want to start this.

It's 2013 - can we please have some movies that aren't centered around a white man/woman that don't involve a crossdressing self-hating closet case?

Right. Sooooo…. what's your point? Why does he care now? Why are we, the audience, expected to care?