I literally hope that you develop amnesia, and are subsequently committed to a max security insane asylum under a name that isn't your own. That's my literal wish at this moment.

(blank)… no.

"…leading to their own elected officials!'

I'm hoping a James Wood's style spree-killing of vampires set to shitty blues music. Someone get Andy a crossbow and a bunch of arrows tied to a jeep.

I'm still baffled as to why we, the audience, should give two rat shit's about vampire internment camps and whatnot. Further baffled by why any of the other vampires, Eric especially, should care either, as they've been pretty explicit that vampires don't care about other vampires unless they're family or whatever.

The important thing is that you're dealing with your disappointment in a rational, mature fashion, without having a classic internet nerd rage stroke.

Folks, if you want to cite an example of what happens to social movements when everything is filtered through a media that has literally no interest in a change from the status quo, look at what happened to Occupy. I'm utterly baffled by the way people remember this, but then I remember most people weren't there for…

They're suffering from a fundamental misunderstanding of the difference
between Occupy and the Tea Party. The Tea Party was conceived, planned,
and executed from the bottomless coffers of the Koch brothers, with all
of the media complicity implied therein. Occupy was a genuinely
grassroots campaign that was treated by…

I know it's pot calling kettle black, but no one is quite getting it, are they? Oh well, AV Club Brain Trust Sacred Cow (tm) and all that.

And yet, non-stop Community updates for the better part of three years.

Ugh, and who made you grand regent of the fucking nerd purity test?

@avclub-0eaa23f018166c6f46ba350f6064de2d:disqus Yeah, and Scary Movie 5 was made by one of the guys who made 'Airplane.' Sometimes some people's best days are behind them.

@skoober:disqus whatever, you Red Lobster enthusiast.

@avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus I was referring to the bickering between microtalents. The cause is almost immaterial.

@avclub-83a8faf1bfa2d87516f59a5a454a04cf:disqus Thanks to Seanbaby, I can no longer watch 'The Rock' without shouting 'What kind of FUCKED UP movie is this?'

Money's money, dude.

Haha, clam box. It's funny because it's two slang words for a vagina in one! And you don't know line-stretching until you've been at Woodman's around 5 pm in mid-July.

You win the internet trophy.

…good..

Give me the gun, Bella.