Real Jon Lovitz/Andy Dick situation, eh?

He drowned offscreen in the Water Country wave pool. It took three days before they found his body, badly bloated and wedged inside the wave maker.

Stand-up comedy will never pay as much as a starring movie role. I don't blame anyone, not even Sandler, except for the executives who greenlit this horseshit rather than take 1/2 the budget and give us another Citizen Kane.

It's been over 20 years since 'Choice of a New Generation' was Pepsi's tagline. Here comes another existential crisis.

Apparently they filmed a portion of the first movie at my favorite fried clam place in New England - there's a bunch of memorabilia from the film and a trailer sometimes runs on a loop on the TV inside. I'm like seriously Woodman's? You're putting me off my lobster roll, guys.

It's not about ticket sales - it's about too many people being douchebags to their fellow audience members by holding screens in front of their faces.

It's been a real long time since I read a Chasing Amy paraphrase in an unironic fashion.

Ugh, who let the dpreview forum poster in here?

@avclub-5897723e41377995376a0e63f12eabbd:disqus your powers ended at not being able to tell a joke in a commercial from a reasonable request that, had it come from Louis CK, you wouldn't even question?

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

No, it's because Zooey Deschanel is a woman, and therefore simultaneously infuriates and scares most of the infantile men that post bullshit on the internet to criticize strictly her, forgetting she's precisely 50% of the group that made this request to begin with (no one here is shitting on Him, whoever he is).

@avclub-57f4bb993d7160a02eafdb3fb99835af:disqus couldn't be any worse than the crowd posting on this page right now.

So what's it like to be a 9th grader in the 21st century?

It's true, neckbeards hate Apple products almost as much as they hate women.

At this point, every single supernatural species is shown to use their powers almost exclusively to rape/torture/murder ordinary people. Why any ordinary person living in this world wouldn't want the supes wiped out is beyond my comprehension.

Wow, you have funny taste about what's 'best', I'll say that much. I suppose you also really liked it when those damn occupy protestors got their asses kicked by police officers, eh?

God, you're a dumbass. Those of us who have actually been paying attention to the last thirty years or so of law proceedings in this country look on people like you and think, wait, 'that's' what you're complaining about?' The one time that there was an actual reason to investigate these houses (you know, probable…

The 'humans are literally Nazis' thing is in particularly bad taste, especially since, again, the entirety of season 5 was vampires conspiring to overthrow all humans. Now that they're on the losing side, they're gonna have a sad about being all oppressed and shit?

Dude, fuck it I'm on team Governor at this point. I know Sookie wouldn't get burned alive inside the Sunschivtz cell or whatever the fuck that was supposed to be, but with her fair skin tone she'd at least get a nasty sunburn.

Which I'm just like… what? I know the Nazis accused the Jews of grinding babies into matzoh, but they didn't actually do that and they were still massacred. Vampires on the other hand routinely and regularly killed humans for sport. Do the writers expect the audience to have as short a memory as say, Jason Stackhouse?…