Why are they still trying to play the 'vampires as oppressed minority' angle? Didn't we just see throughout the entirety of the last season that vampires are bloodthirsty murderers out to overthrow the US government and turn humans into cattle? So now that humans are fighting back, they're suddenly Nazis and vampires…

Just being edgy and ironic, dude. God, take a joke already.

Whelp, never watching any of his horseshit again. Fuck Community - if the third season wasn't enough to prove what a gigantic waste of time it was, this certainly is it.

If only he had Kanye's flawless commercial sensibility, work ethic, and consistency.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if five guys just like, gangraped Dan Harmon on a beach?

Holy shit - I almost started reading this comment, and then I just started scrolling down… and down… and down… Jesus Christ, I can't speak for anyone else here, but I just realized I need to get a life. Thirty to forty paragraphs about why an opinion of a TV show is WRONG JUST WRONG GAHHHRWR HRWRHRFHERHE!!!!!!!!1 and…

@avclub-8df1ec86e39da125b897dcaca5d60281:disqus Well, @avclub-ffc2c137ac50f2b5c98536d558642273:disqus is either off his meds or is trolling the self-serious Community artiste viewers who think Dan Harmon is some kind of creative genius and not a bloated cornball with a drinking problem. I'm not sure which option is…

Wow, the first halfway sane response I've seen. Have a chocolate.

And that's why no one relies on @avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus to make network decisions.

Christ already, @avclub-ffc2c137ac50f2b5c98536d558642273:disqus you need to chill the fuck out. It's TV. It's there solely for the purpose of selling you cars and boner pills. Stop pretending you're the last Roman standing up against the Vandals because you sound like a stoned community college Freshman film studies…

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What do they win? Most bottles of Buckfast consumed in a single night? Highest number of racial and ethnic slurs screamed at tourists on a Monday? Bollockiest city in the Lowlands?

No, but from the context of my post, it's clear I spend all my time on the Hobo Fortified Wine forums. If you think Apple/Google console/PC or Canon/Nikon forums get heated, you should see hobos arguing over the merits of Night Train/Thunderbird.

I didn't know that! Shit Wynd and the Argyles would also make a great band name.

God, how did I know - my favorite was Edinbuggers, so y'know, you're welcome. And a few things - just because the whole of Glasgow resembles the type of architecture that Stalin himself would've described as 'a bit drab,' there's little sense in blaming Edinburgh for maintaining the medieval aspect as much as…

Am I wrong in thinking that complaining about the relative merit of Iron Man 2 versus Iron Man 1 or Iron Man 3 is like comparing different years of Night Train or Thunderbird? It's cheap, stupid, dumb fun. I had no idea people hated Iron Man 2 until I read the reviews of Iron Man 3.

The Nor Loch was also where they 'tested' whether people (ok, women) were witches by tying them to a chair at the end of a long plank and dunking them into the 'water' (or, as you know, sewage) until they either confessed to being witches or drowned. Drowned in shit water. It amazes me that Salem got to be famous for…

"The World's End" is a nice enough, though touristy, pub on Edinburgh's Royal Mile. Edinburgh is probably the most beautiful city in Britain, and maybe the whole of Europe (though Bern gives any medieval city a run for its money). But according to IMDB, the pub in the movie takes place in some place called…

It's strange - Apple used to use a smug feeling of superiority over other products, while other products advertised on the features of a product. Now, the situation has reversed - Samsung is calling me a hipster doofus, and Windows Phone, the paste-eater savant, is in the corner, saying we're all hipster doofi, for…

Since Google Glass is this generation's Power Glove, I'll be sorely disappointed if someone in the Internship doesn't put the glasses on and says 'It's So Bad'*