Just relax. It's non-diagetic.

Woo!

So beautiful… and yet so neutral…

PHRASING, BOOM!

-Reposted and edited comment from Community season 4 review:

I'm going to allow this.

Ah, the B - a show I thought was genuinely brilliant when I watched the 8 episodes that were on Hulu, only to realize the shit episodes (that is, the vast majority of the episodes) were merely filtered out to be scattered haphazardly through season two. Still, I would've liked a third season just to be sure…

Mind… blown…

Also, it'll turn into one of those "2013 Hyundais in a show set in 2010" Walking Dead situations - like, how could Fry, who was frozen in the year 2000, possibly have any knowledge of say, Snooki, who would've been in elementary school at the time?

I for one do not intend to break my lifelong ban on giving a single fuck about anything this person does. I'm quite content, with everything else going on this week, to draw null on this one. Can't see what everyone is getting so worked up about.

"It’d be a shame if we all went our separate ways… We would love to continue. We have many more stories to tell."

But wait! In what way were the confessions like fanfic? I MUST KNOW!

That's the funny thing about AV Club - 400 or so comments bitching about how down the tubes this show has gone, but whenever someone points out that, hey, the only Jewish people on this show are all unrepentant douchebags - the AV Club Sacred Cow Brain Trust (tm) springs into action to show how that's not the case,…

Not with all of the dairy and complex carbs he seems to eat. And I'm fuzzy on the exact details, but I'm pretty sure Atkins' heart literally exploded inside his chest.

Not really. Even if his cholesterol was let's say at a 'reasonable' level for someone of his body type and diet, the amount of cortisol pumping through that body, in addition to fat around his gut, not to mention all of the trans-fatty acids he ingests on a daily basis would be plenty on its own to seize up his veins…

I completely agree. I was looking forward to something funny about Ann finally being able to call Ron out on his shit, but nope, turns out he's just super human.

@avclub-e1e84d33778737c0a16ede94d51f3752:disqus I refuse to believe the last two seasons exist*. They were… just. Awful.

Caucasian Derangement Syndrome. It's what happens when an otherwise normal black guy is exposed to the shenanigans of honkies for extended periods of time. Famous cases include literally every single black cast member on the Real World.

Careful, if they give a black lead on an almost entirely white cast anything interesting to do or say, that's a sure bullet to the head (with the next black guy just kinda wandering in afterwards)

No offense intended, good buddy.