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@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  that tattoo, if it was done well, sounds fucking amazing. H8rs gon h8 and whatnot. #teammcfly

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  that tattoo, if it was done well, sounds fucking amazing. H8rs gon h8 and whatnot. #teammcfly

Actually, it all seems to be working out for him. So much for the existence of a just and loving god, I guess.

Actually, it all seems to be working out for him. So much for the existence of a just and loving god, I guess.

As your attorney, I advise you to get a big car with no top.

As your attorney, I advise you to get a big car with no top.

Shit bro, somebody in a university somewhere is paying you to get a PhD in philosophy? Fuck, that's a sweet gig.

Shit bro, somebody in a university somewhere is paying you to get a PhD in philosophy? Fuck, that's a sweet gig.

I just spit my goddamn soda out. Who knew President Obama was so, uh, 'creative' in his threats to Chris Brown. Creative, and raunchy, and a little bit awful. I actually, uh, kinda would feel bad for ol' Chris if Barry got his hands on him, based on that nigh-psychotic tirade. Yeesh. Save it for the election, Barack.

I just spit my goddamn soda out. Who knew President Obama was so, uh, 'creative' in his threats to Chris Brown. Creative, and raunchy, and a little bit awful. I actually, uh, kinda would feel bad for ol' Chris if Barry got his hands on him, based on that nigh-psychotic tirade. Yeesh. Save it for the election, Barack.

On the other other hand, Clint is now ably prepared to portray the part of King Lear in the upcoming Baz Luhrman adaptation.

On the other other hand, Clint is now ably prepared to portray the part of King Lear in the upcoming Baz Luhrman adaptation.

It's either a bad impression of a teabagger, or you know, a teabagger accidentally wandered over here from Stormfront.

It's either a bad impression of a teabagger, or you know, a teabagger accidentally wandered over here from Stormfront.

Your wish is granted.

Your wish is granted.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Anyone else think that's suspiciously light for a twinkie that long? That's always bugged me.