Anyone else think that's suspiciously light for a twinkie that long? That's always bugged me.

Actually, given the state of newspapers and the traditional media these days, what Eastwood said is an accurate appraisal of the depths these people have stooped to.

Actually, given the state of newspapers and the traditional media these days, what Eastwood said is an accurate appraisal of the depths these people have stooped to.

Since Jon Stewart hasn't been funny since halfway through the second Bush administration, that's not that great a leap.

Since Jon Stewart hasn't been funny since halfway through the second Bush administration, that's not that great a leap.

The term is 'early-onset dementia.' You should see old Chuck when he starts sundowning. It isn't pretty.

The term is 'early-onset dementia.' You should see old Chuck when he starts sundowning. It isn't pretty.

Hey, tough titties.

Hey, tough titties.

@avclub-d2a600f2a20d6c5ac97dde37bba8493e:disqus  then for the love of god shut the fuck up you stupid irritating fucking hipster.

@avclub-d2a600f2a20d6c5ac97dde37bba8493e:disqus  then for the love of god shut the fuck up you stupid irritating fucking hipster.

So many words taken to write 'hipsters are people I don't like but don't have an actual reason for not liking them.'

So many words taken to write 'hipsters are people I don't like but don't have an actual reason for not liking them.'

And I enjoyed reading your stroke as it happened. Get well soon.

And I enjoyed reading your stroke as it happened. Get well soon.

Hence the modifier pretty much - I'd say 18 out of the 20 are fantastic. Which 2 actually suck is up to you.

Hence the modifier pretty much - I'd say 18 out of the 20 are fantastic. Which 2 actually suck is up to you.

GIRLS!

GIRLS!

You, me, and every single last person posting on this page are hipsters.