Now she just needs to learn to sing and dance, and her EGOT will be complete.

I'm kind of surprised he didn't win for his arc on ER. Suicide is usually award season gold.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

My god, she sounds like a monster. Kill it! Kill it with fire!

To Chris Conley
Can you even buy chocolate porcupines?

His most of all. I mean, he put makeup over his mustache. That's just sheer madness.

And the book is even better.

Tell my wife "Hello"

"Let us return to Weehawken and Hohokus, the twin jewels in Joisy's crown."

To be fair, Bender burned his house down.

Except, having seen the episode, none of the men do that. They don't complain about their wives. If anything, they are incredibly proud and in awe of the women in their lives. They all say how great and intelligent they are. The only exception is the single dad, who clearly did not win his divorce, and is also a d-bag.

Slate really lauded the show, too. The article implied that they had actually seen the episode as well. No mention of misogyny or anything like that.

"The only rule we had at Charles in Charge was that Charles must always be in charge."

I remember losing a lot of respect for ALF for being in it.

I was a major ketchup fanatic in my youth, but now I also prefer mayo on fries (although I find honey mustard is best). I rarely eat them with mayo as I'm afraid people will mistake me for a Belgian.

Be careful. He's walking on a thin line.

In the 80s I don't think sodium had been invented yet.

Give Hollywood credit. I'm sure they would have found a way to make a Braniac movie horrible even if they hadn't cast Pryor.

My parents really like this movie, too. Frankly I didn't see the appeal. Essentially, the moral is you can buy people's love.

Oscar de la Hoya totally went to see it.