Only if he grew back his mustache to do it.

I hear he collects them.

A whole island made of fire? How manly!

There's a certain doorway on Boylston Street
that I passed by on foot, suited and shod,
one of many each Tuesday,
toward lunch with a certain woman,
regarded each Tuesday by the perfect turning gaze of a white Persian,
regarding me, love-bound and sped by desire,
and returning to the certainty of his fur.

Mein Herze scwimmt im Blut!!!!!

That scene between Broderick and Brando in the dorm room is just so beautiful. Discussing his father's poem, realizing Brando is more of a father to him than his step-dad has been…

Yarr. The laws of science be a harsh mistress.

Anyone remember Kissing Jessica Stein? She's sexy-ugly.

Wait, wasn't Idi Amin a Muslim?

As Donald Glover said, Michael Cera as Shaft would be the best movie ever.

I think the show I was thinking of was the Little Wizards. It lasted a single season and seems to have disappeared from humanity's collective memory. I found a YouTube clip, but they're all in German.

No, but thanks for the reply. I actually really liked Bump in the Night, at least before it turned into basically all musical numbers. Bumpy was an interesting idea, a monster under the bed who had real affection for his boy (in one episode he was horrified to discover that he was frightening his boy and keeping him…

But on the bright side, you got 2 songs from Convincing John!

Hey, as long as we're talking about Saturday Morning Cartoons, can anyone help me remember a show that I think was on ABC. These three monsters (Sesame Street style, cuddly monsters) who worked as apprentices or something to a wizard. I saw maybe three minutes of one episode as a kid, but for some reason it is…

>scooping ice cream<

You wife-beating drunk.

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

Hey, I'm tryin' to eat lunch here.

I didn't think it was possible to make Connery's scene from The Presidio any cooler, but damn if Doc didn't turn it up to 11.

Because sometimes slow is good. Isn't that right, Billy?