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I wonder if this was supposed to parody the poem James Stewart wrote about his dog for the Tonight Show. That was the first thing that popped into my head.

I do. It's the only magazine that gathers no moss.

We'll never come close to beating Portugal.

Just some random thoughts:

Replying to FredII: As far as Squadron Supreme goes, I think you might have a point. Squadron shows how easily a program put into place by moral people, with the purest and noblest intentions, quickly becomes fascism. It also shows how once you excuse an immoral action once (brainwashing criminals), it becomes much…

Little Lulu I love you-lu just the same.

He's a very good creator. It's a shame he's apparently a 9/11 truther.

And it has to be unopened. And all you get is store credit.

I thought that was an indication that the priest in the luchador mask who officiated Clue Clown's funeral. If memory serves, he was wearing a Spanish wide brimmed hat at the funeral.

You make me feel like a natural woman.

Oddly enough, this was actually based on something that happened to current (and eternal) show runner Al Jean.

Hey, those are the guys who didn't like our capering. When you get to Hell, tell 'em Itchy sent ya.

Now right it 300 times or I'll cut your balls off.

[Shouting, gun pointed at hornacek's head]

"I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

This is really embarrassing but: is Bridget Everett a woman? I found myself unable to tell.

Good God, Schumer and Jeselnik are dating? Just imagine the children. LIttle half Jewish/half Nazi children of the damned, who will conquer the world with the power of razor sharp sarcasm. Suddenly, I'm afraid.

Its odd. I've never really cared for her stand up (what little I've seen, anyway), but I find I quite enjoy the sketch show. I'm not demeaning her comedy chops, BTW. Her delivery is fine, and she's clearly developed a voice; her usual subject matter just isn't  my cup of tea.

That's what he gets for not hailing to the chimp!