Key's thug turning around and just saying "Glug, glug" instead of actually pouring just killed me. By the time he pulled out the pan, I couldn't breathe.

Never forget.

That was an untruth. Henson may have been born into a CS family, but he was certainly not one when he died.

Chicken Man dies!

It's always in the last place you look.

That special will scare you so much, you'll need to use the euphemism.

Probably because he, like Andrew Dice Clay, Arthur Fonzerelli, and Joseph-Gordon, aren't Italian but Jewish. Brando wasn't Italian. And most of the Jersey Shore people aren't actually Italian. Maybe the Anti-Defamation people aren't upset about negative stereotypes per se, but by non-Italians portraying stereotypical…

She's got eyes that men adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Vermont — the other, smaller Wisconsin.

How about a Spectacled Bear? They are small bears from Peru. Its the right size, and the show needs a Latin cast member.

I'm not sure if it will change in the coming weeks, but right now you can watch Showtime shows (including the pilot) for free on Comcast on demand.

Its an over generalization, so I apologize, but I've always been under the assumption women were not really into male nudity. They don't mind it, but I don't know if they will necessarily seek it out.

Yeah, it's pretty dire. But that one joke about it being so hot all these monks are just bursting into flames always made me laugh.

He's not bad in Dead Again as the foul-mouthed shrink-turned-grocer. Plus Andy Garcia has a stoma! And lisping Newman.

Yes, "play."

Liked for acknowledging Dear John existed.

Mitsubishi: Because Caucasians are too damn tall.

Maybe far away,
Or maybe real nearby,

I can't wait for the triumphant ending when he learns he never needed that magic feather and just writes with his own innate talent. Plus, racist crows.

At this point, it would just be a mercy killing.