If you drink enough bloody marys, there's a good chance you'll pass out by six. Then you won't have to face that Sunday night lineup.

You're right. It is tiring.

Hrmpfff

Wouldn't it be "Mika Diamond?"

She'll be released riot after Russia finally gets an open democracy.

I watched the whole episode and I have no regerts.

Not yet. Haven't seen it in the stores. What's the price difference?

Hooray for whiskey season. I've been pounding the Bulleit bourbon like it's going out of style.

*sidles up and slides dick into ElDan's hand motion*

No. A rusty venture is when a guy jacks off so much his dick gets red and sore. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Dinner for one, salad for one, wine for three

Nope. They're all equally racist, homophobic cesspools.

Hard to tell after three hours of full penetration

You mean 'anus?'

Templeton rye?

Bing it

You forgot about sexy massage

I plan to create a twitter account for erotic friend fiction featuring copious amounts of ass play. I have lots of "letters" which weren't answered by a certain advice columnist which will provide content.

It's still hard to imagine a show like that on network TV today, let alone then.

What can't be solved by a karate chop to the neck?