*shakes fist*

*farts*

When I down-vote myself, it gets red and swollen.

Turn around, every now and then…

Just hose it off, ya dummy!

Poop

Handling the book, sure. That's what you were handling.

Who do you think I am? Kyle Reese?

What happens if you're browsing comments at midnight? Will if automatically switch to the new format? Could you theoretically keep the old format until you switch pages? Could you create a rift in the space-time continum thereby transporting just your username back to 2007?

I will also continue to drive the truck I am currently driving.

Every time I go through customs I reach around.

I'll bet his dingle is getting tired

I find this slightly preferable to robopocalypse.

Haha. I also pass off my heavy drinking as knowledge of whiskey and beer and gin and wine.

Hmm. Can you like yourself? Years of research tell me the answer is yes. I compare the sensation to self love.

If there are people in the world who don't believe that season 2 of TOS is superior to season 3 of TNG, well then I don't want to live in that world.

Bing it

Hot stuff coming through

I sometimes have to read Faulkner twice but I don't mind.

A drink? Terrific!! I'll have ten drinks.