Yo Britch!

Hmmm, *turns around to look at shelf*. Well, we have this show.

I slam crank and sip wine. Hopefully a nice Gewurtztraminer.

And now, you've put more thought into this than the writers.

How dare he air Tommy's dirty laundry.

Try "poonanner."

At first I thought you meant "junk" as in cock and/or balls.

Boring ass is a problem. However, the right "buttstuff" can be an acceptable solution.

Haha, weewee

Princess Die

Try cherries next time.

How cruel! Anytime you send lips, you should send the asshole. How else are you supposed to make memorial hotdogs?

I've had my drink order messed up so many times, I don't even try anymore. Hendricks on the rocks, please.

Hard to find decent scotch for that price. But there should be some good bourbons and ryes around there.

They finally have Steinhager on the shelf at my liquor store again!!

There's always a fjord.

What's not PC about having fun sliding into a giant beer stein?

Peach, I could eat a peach for hours.

He's been getting lucky with the daily doubles. I predict a loss.

Lac is French for lake, or something. All those cities or places are around lakes.