Happy 100 years Jackie Chan!!

I'll take ten, please.

Set it up north. I'd like to see zombies in snow.

*farts*

KILL YOU THE KILLING

His face is tattooed on my taint. A 'tainttoo,' if you will.

I prefer, "FUCK YOU THE EDGE."

Hmmm

I thought the aliens didn't have a home planet and the mother ship was where they all lived till a single bomb somehow blew up the whole thing.

What is this? YouTube?

Haters gonna hate.

It's already best of the year. With those minor additions, we're talking best of all time.

I heard he doesn't know martial arts and a stunt double throws every punch and kick.

Though the film is the sole reason I only golf with Slazenger.

Hai, EVERY BODY!!!

If normal conversation drowns out your music, make your music louder and more metal. Then quit whining. Or, play chamber music and quit whining.

The 7ast and Bicurious

Copious amounts of gin with negligible amounts of dry vermouth.

That show sucks. In the few episodes I've seen, I could see the jokes coming a mile away. And they sucked. Then I had to watch those assholes stand still with that dumbass blank expression while the laugh-track went shitballs crazy. Fuck those fuckers.

My high school girlfriend and I lost our virginities to eachother and it was beyond awesome. Her parents were out of town and I told my parents I was staying at a different friend's house. We didn't plan on doing it but we were in bed and we started and it was so new and amazing neither of us wanted to stop. So we…