Howdy folks!! Years and years since I commented, but back in 06 or 07 there was an angry fella who used to pick fights in the comments section. As his positions got more and more tenuous he would undoubtedly pull out the "well I'm a 26 year old power lifter and…" card. I guess he assumed all us pasty nerds would be…

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Anyone have Clown Shoes? I'm told it's a limited release. I say, it is the bee's knees.

Poop!!

Happy 100 years Jackie Chan!!!

It seems like the easiest thing would be to call the number and have the sex worker emphasize the correct number in the ads. Seems like she'd be glad to get the business she is losing.

You can't spell Arsenio without arson.

Are you talking about rimjobs?

I would go for the obvious choices. They are obvious because they are good and easily accessible. Then move on to the deeper cuts.

They should all jump on the Gathering of the Juggalos wagon. We all should.

The phrase has lost all meaning to me. I say it about 100 times a day while thinking inappropriate thoughts about coworkers, exes, strangers, friends, relatives distant enough so it's not a crime to marry them but still creepy, celebrities, friend's wives / girlfriends / fiancées, acquaintances, etcetera.

Drunk on power for some. Drunk on whiskey for others. Tiny American flags for the rest.

I thought of something. Bring back Redmeat!!

Finally. I've wanted to talk about Wondermark since we could talk about Savage Love.

I just like to take care of myself.

Same thing I want every year; gin and vitamins.

I agree with your sentiment.

How dare a lowly commoner sully my great name by attaching it to grotesque works of "art."

I got ripped and decided it would be awesome to see U-571 in the theater.

I for one welcome our new avclub overlords.