Why do all the episode titles end in ellipses?  Do we get to fill in our own endings like B——?

Ooooo!!!! Ahhhh!!! Not so hard. I'm on the phone.

Blank cards with pictures is where it's at

Or sit on your face.

I got a Community notification for this!!?!!

FUCK THOSE FUCKERS!!!

Classic Poe

I'd better show this to my boss.

What a great app. I wish I could buy 100. Then review it 100 times and give it an X.

It's a great film. Definitely worth 15 stars.

They really hit it out of the park on this one. I give it 500 bags of peanuts.

More like "dis'check,'" amiright?!!?

I'll be damned if those greasy slopes ever get their hands on our fine, American penises.

CHINA IS BEHIND THE FLORIDATION OF OUR WATER!!! OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!

MAUER!!!! THE WALL!!!!!!

I prefer a replica of sonny liston's fist.

I'll say this; when I watched it, it seemed slightly less than three hours long. So there's that.

LOUD NOISES!!!

Slapstick cunnilingus is my favorite cunnilingus

We all know the real truth!!! Don't be sheeple!!!  Barack Obama is behind the new world order!!!  Henry Kissinger is going to be president of Europe!!!  Wake up!!!