You wouldn't want to cover up that beautiful flavor of lips and asshole.

NERDS!!!

I was hoping this would be a movie spinoff of a classic Star Trek character.

Bad Bay roots

Heh, boobs.

Heh, sex.

Only slightly drunk at 2am? Can I subscribe to your rehab brochure?

Who? And, who?

Or labia herpes so they know just what to expect

Pining for the fjords?!?!

Don't all episodes bomb, or are "the bomb," depending on taste?

Maybe I'm late to the party, but what does the B stand for? Biscuits?

It was a metaphor for his schwanz

Doesn't mean you can't shake your fist at those damn kids. Stop screwing around. You all screw around too much

Rookie of the year

It was a great success.  I give it three Spielbergs.  

Not necessary. Just roll around in some orange jello.

Buzz, your singing, ick

I'm thirsty for more

I always go to Abc family for my hot, hand holding action