In Berlin, they don't call jelly donuts Berliners.  They only call them that everywhere else in Germany. They use a different word I can't remember in Berlin.

I like his flashbacks

God, Christ, Believer.
Gut-Cunt Boner

Ahhhhhhh!

huh, huh; body

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.  She has a horse face.

JESUS!!

I thought that was the point of Betty.  She was pretty but boring.  Men are attracted to her in the beginning then move on when there is nothing else to maintain the attraction.

This is all crazy talk.  The show is about a licensed psychologist, right?

Most shows that make it that far have to appeal to a large audience. Most of the time, the only audience large enough is pretty stupid.  Most shows that make it that far are pretty stupid.

Magnus Magnus

Bah!  Something so offensive would only emanate from a poster whose father smelt of elderberries!

…poop?

Fuck with the movie.  Just tell me where I can get some smack and i'll leave everyone alone.

I'll continue to approve of flavored vodka until I get my goddamned s'more schnapps

Pancho? Can someone have a poncho?

South Park?  It has Primus!!!

*poops blood*

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drank?