nice

Oh, she is pretty

Tain't necessarily so

er, ah, wahhh?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G

Uh, my gramps was the bomb.  He drank, smoked, dislocated shoulders and generally kicked ass at everything.  He was the opposite of the Simpsons.

Relax, friend.  No one here has watched this show since 2001.  But we can all quote every line from every episode before that.  That makes us real good at some kind of thing. 

I predict a comedy central slant drilling operation in the near future

I predict a comedy central slant drilling operation in the near future

Holy fucking shit.  Did ESPN just do something good?

Kool-Aid? Did you hear that guys. He's drinking Kool-Aid.

Finally, a thread where I can talk about Nash Bridges.

Aw bullshit

I didn't read that, but did he steal my bourbon?

Rigid snatches = yes

Sarah Palin's flapping labia?

Put stuff on the penis(es)

Buttses

I will use this setup / platform to say how much I hate Jimmy Fallon.

Gravy Ice Cream