Why isn't there a place where I can talk about Hendrick's Gin?
Or Red Meat?
Wondermark??

I feel an anger
It is the kind that makes me feel like I do when I see the football robot on fox's coverage of sunday football.

I would also like to say that I like her pretty eyes.

I'd like to go on record as saying
she has pretty eyes.

I also think reasonable thoughts and have a valuable opinion abou this important issue.

hahahahahaha
Howww does Hollywood keep coming up with these -grrrreeeeaaaat- ideas?

Yeah but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood

With tight underpants there is a bump because you can't make out the contours of the penis.

Why does no one talk about Cameltoe Cathy
?

Hmmmm
This seems like that would be but that doesn't make sense.

I commit murder in my dreams.

Note: Mr. Torn was referenced article in a article which was posted earlier.

Finally
I hope he finally earns the same level of respect I have for Rikki Lake and Montel

I like that part
where Nicholson pulls her back and we can see she's been shot in the head.

I concur.

The loss of a life
or a serious injury is a small price to pay for bringing the pure genius and serene beauty of a Michael Bay film into the world. I think we are all better people because of Transformers.

When the twist sucks…
is it still a twist?

Finally
Something the whole family can enjoy.

HAHAHAHAH

I think Stifly Stifferson needs to be pranked