Musta been
dying to see the band

*pumps away*

Where the heck is BikePartz1974
Gawker had this up like 7 minutes ago.

Here's how this works. Some 'crap' site 'poops' the info out 'as fast as possible.' Then Mr. O'Neal carefully crafts a cleverly worded soliloquy for us all to enjoy.

Like Karen from the Office, and is now on Parks and Rec and isn't funny on any show or movie

Is it just me
or is this one of those guys who's in a bunch of comedies but isn't actually funny himself?

Flight of the Conchords
is pretty sweet

I see I've already commented. Move along, move along.

No, no, no, no, no, no, mama mia (mama mia) mama mia, manifico

Can any ya turd monkeys get the folks some y'all?

Ooooh, a firstie w/o much commenting. I like, I like. Let me go. Ahh hem, ahh hem. La, la, la, laaaaa. Ra, ra, ra (working up to what will most likely disappoint everyone). Uh,

drunk and prolific
= more blood, fewer ewoks

Y'all know, 2's the bestest

At what point during the sketch
was Jimmy Fallon looking into the camera and laughing?

Nah, she's too quick for something like that. Too 'swift' if you will.

Where's her single horn?

Wait, wait…Gabriel, like the angel? Dante, like the guy who wrote Inferno? Level 9, like the circle of hell?

Who's Nelly?
I heard his name once on Chappelle's Show: Ask a Gay Dude. I laughed even though I didn't get the joke.

This calls for…
…A PARADE!!!!!!!!!

That's it. Everyone get your brooms.