Damn! Now we'll probably never know the whole story of the intricate machinations of the galactic senate.

Damn! Now we'll probably never know the whole story of the intricate machinations of the galactic senate.

Who'da thunk Disney could possibly be the one to restore a property's respectability? (Y'know, relatively speaking).

Who'da thunk Disney could possibly be the one to restore a property's respectability? (Y'know, relatively speaking).

"Speed kills, Del."

"Speed kills, Del."

"We're just about ready to start robbin' proper."

"We're just about ready to start robbin' proper."

Dear lord, you're right.  Creepy little thing didn't even pay for his candy.

Dear lord, you're right.  Creepy little thing didn't even pay for his candy.

I'm still not over my disappointment at Dairy Queen changing their Reece's Pieces Blizzard to the Overwhelming Number of Giant Chunks of Reece Cups Blizzard.

I'm still not over my disappointment at Dairy Queen changing their Reece's Pieces Blizzard to the Overwhelming Number of Giant Chunks of Reece Cups Blizzard.

I've never seen my mom move faster than she did to shut off the VCR during the first rape in "A Clockwork Orange".  Her difficulties with technology (she typically needs detailed instructions to find "Play") were no match for her horror that day.

I've never seen my mom move faster than she did to shut off the VCR during the first rape in "A Clockwork Orange".  Her difficulties with technology (she typically needs detailed instructions to find "Play") were no match for her horror that day.

My worst first date movie choice was Kids.  Not quite the mood I'd hoped to set.

My worst first date movie choice was Kids.  Not quite the mood I'd hoped to set.

When I was 15, I went to see Bull Durham with my mom.  And my grandma.  I think my mother was more uncomfortable that I was.

When I was 15, I went to see Bull Durham with my mom.  And my grandma.  I think my mother was more uncomfortable that I was.

I will quote House of Lies.  Just not right now.

I will quote House of Lies.  Just not right now.