It might take a few years, but you can expect a Cease-and-Decist, you copycat muthaf…

Yeah but, I initially avoided both Parenthood and Happy Endings because of unimpressive premises, and that was some seriously wasted time.

If *that's* not moving fast, you're doing it wrong. Unless you totally are, in which case, instructions please.

If you haven't seen it, you must watch "Secret Admirer" as quickly as you can download it. A top notch farce in the guise of a wacky '80s comedy. Ward's turn as hardened cop/asshole dad is a thing of beauty.

Or as I liked to call it, Karate Man

Five long years ago…

I don't even use the alphabet anymore.

I *have to* know what the second "D" is for…

I'd take her with a prison full of toilet wine.

I like it!

Keep it to yourself!

I will destroy him!

So, um, did Phoenix show up?  Were they good, bad or (apparently) completely forgettable?  Love their stuff, curious about the live show…

So this sent me skimming my collex and I was overwhelmed with viable contenders by the time I reached "C".  And that's skipping albums with amazing kick-off tracks that were too quiet/smooth/gentle to constitute a "punch."

Definitely.  The whole damn soundtrack is amazing.  "I Hope That Somethin' Better…" is particularly great, considering it's JH doing a duet with himself. Nearly wore that record down to nothing as a kid.

That's why god invented recording.  I like warm up with a few mild giggles to avoid actual side-splitting while watching that other show on my own, conflict-free schedule.

Kripke is one of the worst characters in the history of television.  I'd (almost) rather watch a looping Urkel clip show.

I'll watch this for Melonie Diaz alone.

Doug Hitler?  He seemed so nice.

Disappointment is closer to indifference than to hate.