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That film was on the other day…yeesh, that Gary Oldman is one fucked up dude in that movie.

Oh! And, Sam Quint; Robert Shaw's character on Jaws:

All very excellent choices…
But I'm going with Ripley, Rorschach, Jason Bourne, Boba Fett, Heath Ledger's Joker, the Han and Chewy team (The Han shoots first version), Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Samus Aran, Hugo Stiglitz, Sam Fisher, Yossarian—in the "fuck this" kind of sense—and SFC William James (Hurt Locker)

Me too.

A trick is something whores do for money…or cocaine!

I remain prematurely ejaculistic.

I too wish to overcome my normal looking.

Bork!

I really hope no one has posted this yet:
I'm more worried about piranhas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and that old lady told him it would happen?

I especially like
the bit of applause heard when she lifted that red thing covering her face.

Nathan, is this film really on the Grand Jury nomination list?

I liked the episode a lot. I like the series a lot.
But I can't stand how every season has an "ominous foe is Michael trying to get in contact with to answer his questions about being burned." It feel like a frustrating plot device at this point. And yeah, I know the show is formulaic and all, but still…

stupid edits need the most attention.

I
Am a sucker for "odd premises" taken very seriously. I think I'll check this out.

If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway
just hose it off, dummy!

Ah, yes. I was going to make that joke when I saw that title.

Just watch Free Willy.

Shit, miller, I still think it is hilarious and innapropriate. I mean, it isn't my A-material, but I can get a lot of mileage out of saying vagina now and again.