Mmmphpgfhpf oh sorry, it took me so long to respond, I was choking on OY's cock. Don't worry OY honey, just cause you liked it, it doesn't make you gay. Really.

You're a-not a Jew ? I'm a-not a Jew too! Who knew?

IF you took a camera and filmed an event with no editing, no music, no voiceover, no subitles, and kept the camera completely stationary, even if the said event moved completely out of frame, then you might be able to argue that your filming was objective. But it certainly wouldn't be a movie, and it wouldn't be very…

So is this movie better or worse than Chapter 28?
Just askin'

Except the haters, who don't want to hate at other haters, they want to hate at the perceived fans so they can make them feel stupid for liking such an incredibly stupid show.

Either you like Mamet or you don't. But if you like Mamet, I cannot see how you can say Heist sucked. Maybe I'm all alone on this one, but the acting is great (especially Danny Devito and Delroy Lindo) the cons are clever, and the dialogue is pure unadulterated Mamet. If your biggest beef with the movie is why Rebecca…

The Great Gazoo?

or a golden shower…

Heller is like, SO pissed at you guys right now.

But….
"shoehorning Religion into Science"

I don't know nuthin from Ben Stein

I don't know nuthin from Ben

I want to thank everyone for turning me back into a 6th grader. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now.

Do NOT seek the treasure!

Classic Onion headline:

And the fact that you know this says what about you?

I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

Are you sure there's not a little Leto hate going on here?
Okay, I haven't even seen this, so I'll totally take your word for it that it's a terrible movie. But an "F"? I think someone has a bug up their butt about this movie. Let's put things in perspective here. Here is a list of some of the dreck that has been…

Is Arsenio Hall gonna be in this?
Cuz that dude is funny!

"lemmon juice"