Take that, Hitlers!
I really hope Hollywood Video resisting a Blockbuster buyout was a kind of slash and burn campaign and that Blockbuster now finds itself overextended in a cold wasteland devoid of supplies, its leader Franz Blockbuster hiding in a bunker with his mistress and a tenuous grasp on his sanity, and…

Jason X
I'm disappointed that nobody has mentioned director David Cronenberg's role in Jason X. He's a teacher. A space teacher. Who gets wax poured on his chest by a student as part of a sex thing. Not making this up.

My car could really use a better stereotype. The bass in it sucks.

You guys are all spelling "you're" wrong. It's "you're" always. "Your" is not a word. It's one of those made up words, like "it's."

After this…
JOCK JAMS!

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

These weren't some French pastries who built the railroads.

…in the parlance of our times.

Full Penetration.

The Mostly Useless Drill Arm?
THE MOSTLY USELESS DRILL ARM?!

The phrase "Shit on a Shingle"
has just been replaced by "Cake on a Cookie Stick." Consider yourselves warned.

I think The Long Walk might be the best thing he's written, although it was technically Richard Bachman.

We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Nobody's pointed out that Michael calls Darryl a "Gangster Pumpkin" even though he's just black and dressed as a regular pumpkin. That's up there with Michael casting Stanley as a prison inmate in the Local Ad.

Hell yes! Combine books with titles like "The Eyes of the Killer Robot" with illustrations by Edward Gorey, you've got a stew goin'.

Jellyfish Attack!
This movie is unFATHOMably ridiculous!

We're always finishing each other's-
-Sandwiches.

I beg to differ
"the fan-fiction-level screenplay by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift doesn't even give Englund a memorable one-liner."

The Gilgamec Vagina
is three feet tall and lined with razors. You expect us to have sex with THAT?!

Are you sure this isn't
the next Wicker Man? Because all those clips you posted were amazing. Any chance for a My Year Of Flops Second Opinion?