Don't believe the hype!
Running time 0 minutes is right! Skip this AND The Devil's Rejects, and save time by just watching slaughterhouse footage. The moral stakes are the same.

Twenty Third
Twenty Third

I killed my wife

Ooh - I've got another:

Jokes that use "Nuremburg" as a punchline
Why was six afraid of seven?

My Favorite Part
Of the whole movie is when the woman in the picture, yelling at the tuba player, slams the door, and that photograph in the background falls off the wall into the fish tank. Brilliant!

One must float like a leaf down the river of life. And kill old lady.

I will attend to this problem in the way that only a highly educated classicist can.

The sound of a light saber being drawn is actually a slowed down Wilhelm Scream.

'Asian American,' please.

Rolled Up Towel Whip
I hope this doesn't put a damper on the inevitable "Ghoul School" movie.

Also never get fast food milkshakes because it's just ground up cockroaches mixed with the urine of the assistant manager.

Last Days
Will Smith will play Michael Jackson, Gus Van Sant will direct in the style of Gerry, Elephant, and Last Days. There will be a 10 minute shot of Michael slowly walking down a flight of stairs with his hair on fire.

David Foster Wall*E
Someone should use this name for something.

You're thinking of glass.