This movie is INSANE. Just watch it. It makes me think of how people watching Psycho when it first came out might have felt. Just watch it.

Am I the only one who suspects that Edwards might be the illegitimate son of Captain Roberts? That would explain why Roberts is so keen on shepherding Edwards into the Knick, and I feel like they've mentioned several times "His family has worked for us for years."

There's also already a cool swimming pool with some hot statues in it.

What happened to Darth Maul from the last one?

It's funny how for a movie called VHS, all the segments are digital. (The first one at least, I haven't seen this one yet.)

I thought she looked exactly like the girl who plays kid Liz Lemon in flashbacks, the one married to Saul Rosenbear.

People aging backwards.

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Who heckles the hecklemen?

He looks like the guy from Lost Highway.

He looks like the guy from Lost Highway.

$7,000,001.

$7,000,001.

I declare this the winner!

I declare this the winner!

Kangaroo JAction Jackson

Kangaroo JAction Jackson

The vivisection thing stuck with me so long that I missed major plot points in the movie, because I was still thinking about that scene. SPOILER - because for it to work, Paul Dano was being cut apart and then LEFT THAT WAY for 30 years! Future Paul Dano was speeding back so they would kill him, because he was…

The vivisection thing stuck with me so long that I missed major plot points in the movie, because I was still thinking about that scene. SPOILER - because for it to work, Paul Dano was being cut apart and then LEFT THAT WAY for 30 years! Future Paul Dano was speeding back so they would kill him, because he was…

"I've got a complaint - I wish my time machine was bigger!"