Thanks for saying what needed to be said about Indie Cindy. I was taken in by the "new music from the Pixies!" hype just like anyone else, snatching up EP1 and EP2 upon release. When EP3 was announced and then all three were repackaged as an "album", it dawned on me that I had been duped, and it didn't feel very…

You have to listen to Sparks every weekend at work? Are you their tour manager?

Don't turn around! (Whoa-oh-oh!)

I've never seen 1 minute of her act, but based solely on these columns on the AVClub she is my new favorite comic. She sounds like a great person in addition to being pretty funny (in print, at least). Kudos.

Is it seriously possible to have a poster from "nearly every movie ever made"? What qualifies, and who decides? Are we talking professional, theatrical releases? Or does it include direct-to-video features? Foreign films? Porn? So many questions…

Sounds like Ser Pounce needs a little visit to the "Red Kennel", amirite fellows?

I don't give even half-a-shit about football, but this column amuses me as it is smartly and humorously written. Kudos.

"Jesus fuck" is the go-to curse for me as well. My wife hates it though, being a nominal church-goer.

Maybe I'll see you there. Do you look like your avatar? I look more like a woodchuck than a muskrat, so be on the lookout.

Damn, that is some mind-blowing Yellow-Submarine-esque shit right there.

Titular Confessions is the name of my new Bardcore band.

Mike Vago nailed it with Yo La Tengo. Living on the west coast I've only seen them 1/2 dozen times, but they never fail to amaze.

Did they never finish? There aren't so many goddamn episodes that it'd be a huge chore.

I came here hoping for just such a reference, and you provided it in spades. Kudos to you, my good man…or woman.

But who will they get to play Jello Biafra?

I Should Hate You God Damn Daytime TV?

That was my thought after reading this: what did they do with all those delicious, stuf-free Oreo wafers? If they were cast aside like so much cookie detritus, you should be ashamed.

Is that the one where Homer is in the crowd and he shouts "I like music!**". 'Cause I use that one at concerts all the time.

How hard is David Tseng spanking it right now, thanks multiple mentions of his name in a press release straight from Moz's dour maw? My guess: the hardest.

Even worse than a new Cure album, it could be a Molly Ringwald album. Now THAT is some grade-A dogshit.