Just ask the Archmage what happens when you cast a Timothy Spall! T'aint pretty.

Ocasek definitely wins, if the question was ugliest rocker with hottest wife.

And a dead ringer for Howard Stern, to boot.  Both of them ugly, ugly people.

I'll admit, I LOL'd.

Here's a blanket for your shoulders, friend. You seem to be doing a lot of shuddering today.

Yeah, without that helpful tip I never would have known that it is actually one of the most beautiful songs ever written.  And all this time I'm thinking it's the pinnacle of schlocky 80's soft-rock dogshit like a dummy!

XTC, duh.

Here's my vote for more Newswire pieces from Nabin.  Dude knocked it outta the park.

Seconded.  Lots of great (and some not-so-great) memories are drummed up by these pieces.  Keep up the good work.

I think posing such a question to a youngster on a playground could be hazardous to one's health these days.

This actually doesn't look like the steaming pile I would have expected.  It definitely should have been shot in black and white, though.

Though I have publicly stated on these very boards that I prefer Mr. Bird's early neo-swing stylings to everything that came after, it sounds like I need to give this one a careful listen.  'Cause I trust y'alls opinion.

How about 90 minutes of Julianne Moore, though? Sounds good to me.

Someday, SXSW…someday.

In all seriousness, it actually belongs in a museum.  I like to think that Paul Allen is the current high bidder.

Dunno, but I think they should slip it in.

And free!

So I "met" the Shermans in the 90's at Disneyland.  They were promoting something at the Disney Gallery and I bought a coupla items for them to sign.  Both were friendly but Richard was definitely the mouthpiece for the duo, with Robert smiling and nodding, etc.  I thought even then that he wasn't long for the world,…

You got that right! She's actually still pretty fine, in a GMILF kinda way.
Damn, I sound like Gentle Herpes.

You appear to be on a roll today, Judge.