I liked this….I liked it a lot.

Wanna bet he goes to Iraq to stop 9/11?

I'll go there: what does that mean?  Really, I wanna laff too.

I regret that I have but one like to give [for this post].

The drums on that song blow my fugging mind every time I hear them.  I used to listen to it over and over again while trying to play along, and could never keep up for more than a couple bars.  Hurley just kills the shit.

Are you a total idiot, or just a troll?

Cool story.  Seriously, it really is, and I hope it's true too.

I hope that if that fucker really does have the help of Jeebus and wins the Super Bowl he'll do something useful after like cure cancer, or negotiate peace in the Middle East.  But I bet he'll just go to Disneyland.

Like Rickster, I loved Ben Hur but thought the Star Booty/Umber combo disc was weaker.  I'd love to revisit, but traded it in years ago.  Spotify should help here.

Santorum?

I heartily endorse this new gimmick poster.

More epic snark from O'Neal.  Looks like it's gonna be a great year.

BOOOOO!!!!  BOOOOOOOO!!!!

Agnes "Craven" Moorehead?

When is Sacha Baron Cohen gonna make the definitive Hall and Oates biopic?  'Cause christ on a bike that dude is a dead ringer for either Hall or Oates (see above).

How much read Ed McBain?

@avclub-1becf26e9f32353e30870060538746e7:disqus My mom had one of those in her 1973 Pinto Squire. We used it to play cassettes in between airings of The Muppets/John Denver Christmas or Tom Jones' Greatest Hits.

Oh shit oh fuck.  As soon as I read this, that ridiculous little number jumped into my head like a carjacker.  Boop-BOP-bid-eedle-op-oodleop-BOOP.  Repeat, ad insaneum.

And commercial-free to boot!  Trying to watch a 90 minute movie on AMC is a fucking 4 hour ordeal.

You know the answer in your heart, Burl.