Yes, but one of them creates new content that people want to see with their friends, and the other one uses shitty-looking effects and doesn't bother telling any worthwhile story, just endless, meaningless pictures. You get to decide which is which!

Yes, but one of them creates new content that people want to see with their friends, and the other one uses shitty-looking effects and doesn't bother telling any worthwhile story, just endless, meaningless pictures. You get to decide which is which!

I had the same thought. I think Disney has had enough experience with the "Disney Vault" tha they'll understand that doing a "one-time-only" release of the originals, fully remastered, would be, let's say, at least mildly successful.

I had the same thought. I think Disney has had enough experience with the "Disney Vault" tha they'll understand that doing a "one-time-only" release of the originals, fully remastered, would be, let's say, at least mildly successful.

I was gonna say "holy shit", but I think your response is much more appropriate.

I was gonna say "holy shit", but I think your response is much more appropriate.

I think you mean:

I think you mean:

Will you do so while wearing a miniature American flag lapel pin?

Will you do so while wearing a miniature American flag lapel pin?

Yes, but since the real-life one is the Magic Castle, I took some liberties with the arsehole.

Yes, but since the real-life one is the Magic Castle, I took some liberties with the arsehole.

The Magic Arsehole?

The Magic Arsehole?

Somehow they've made an unfunny joke

Somehow they've made an unfunny joke

You could combine the names of various menu items like those "sexy" refrigerator word magnets:

You could combine the names of various menu items like those "sexy" refrigerator word magnets:

The phrase "pretty pretty princess" jumps to mind, unbidden.

The phrase "pretty pretty princess" jumps to mind, unbidden.