Does she really look like she's having fun? I only made it 60 seconds in (up to the shouty chorus) but she looked bored as hell, and I thought she might be having a seizure when the music actually started.

Does she really look like she's having fun? I only made it 60 seconds in (up to the shouty chorus) but she looked bored as hell, and I thought she might be having a seizure when the music actually started.

Every time I see "Pac-Man Fever" I hear it to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever".

Every time I see "Pac-Man Fever" I hear it to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever".

I think the enduring nature of "For the Longest Time" and "Uptown Girl" actually helps substantiate at least part of Sousa's fears. I mean, wasn't he concerned that we would take pieces of music and play them on endless loop, and stop creating new things? Granted, we haven't stopped creating new stuff, but Billy Joel…

I think the enduring nature of "For the Longest Time" and "Uptown Girl" actually helps substantiate at least part of Sousa's fears. I mean, wasn't he concerned that we would take pieces of music and play them on endless loop, and stop creating new things? Granted, we haven't stopped creating new stuff, but Billy Joel…

"Don't forget to tap MAC if you need some cash!"

"Don't forget to tap MAC if you need some cash!"

My mom still talks about how every time that Sesame Street bit came on, she would have to frantically change the channel, because if my brother saw that dude take a tumble, he would cry uncontrollably for the next hour.

My mom still talks about how every time that Sesame Street bit came on, she would have to frantically change the channel, because if my brother saw that dude take a tumble, he would cry uncontrollably for the next hour.

If it's anything like Prometheus, there will be no cookies. Just poorly-motivated characters doing stupid things until they're all dead.

If it's anything like Prometheus, there will be no cookies. Just poorly-motivated characters doing stupid things until they're all dead.

Those fucking aliens used to seriously freak me out when I was a kid. *shudders*

Those fucking aliens used to seriously freak me out when I was a kid. *shudders*

Hear these womyn roar!

Hear these womyn roar!

Isn't there some sort of statute of limitations here? I mean, if the modern Internet has existed for 16 years, let's say, and in that time you've never sent a single cease-and-desist letter to get your lyrics off any one of HUNDREDS of pages, haven't you lost the right to get six-fucking-million dollars for it?

Isn't there some sort of statute of limitations here? I mean, if the modern Internet has existed for 16 years, let's say, and in that time you've never sent a single cease-and-desist letter to get your lyrics off any one of HUNDREDS of pages, haven't you lost the right to get six-fucking-million dollars for it?

What's it called?

What's it called?