Oh, and the only thing missing from the "climactic" cop-on-Russkie brawl was some Batman-style "POW!" and "THWOK!" action. It looks so far like some other folks here liked it a lot more than I did, though,

Jesus Christ, this was dire. I don't think my expectations grew at all over the 10-week break since the last episode, but I was certainly looking forward to what happened in the creepy basement, but apparently they jumped past that episode? WTF?

Where's "Agent Broyles Answering the Phone" when you need him?

Did you go to college with George W Bush?

He wasn't a very good one, though, was he? Shoulda stuck to crooning.

He wasn't a very good one, though, was he? Shoulda stuck to crooning.

And for christ's sake, she's not even holding back an invasion - she's just keeping her troops sitting there, ready to invade. For that, 270 Americans are dead on American soil?

And for christ's sake, she's not even holding back an invasion - she's just keeping her troops sitting there, ready to invade. For that, 270 Americans are dead on American soil?

Alone
Are those Alone albums any good? "Almost universally acclaimed" is pretty high praise, and I might consider checking them out.

You have to go through his eyebrows first.

Meh
I'd rather ask Ethel Merman.

But you were gonna take me hat shopping!

My mistake
I thought this was gonna be about Jean Knight's 1972 hit "Mr. Big Stuff".

By that measure, my car is visible from space.

"One of those guys"…?
I thought frat guys gave frat guys a bad name.

Wait - do I hear…?

On the third day, he ascended to heaven.

Better start cleaning up that resume! But look on the bright side… well, there is no bright side. Sorry.

Is there a war on?
Funny it's not reported.
I eat a donut.

Another '97-er here. Two years too early to have to deal with that goddamn Green Day song at graduation, thank god.