Who'd have thought a career in Standards & Practices would attract clueless morons?

Between that and RapMusicVan, I'm hooked. I'm glad I looked past guy's conversation-starter hair and gave the show a chance.

Between that and RapMusicVan, I'm hooked. I'm glad I looked past guy's conversation-starter hair and gave the show a chance.

WHAT THE FUCK DID AL BUNDY'S WALL AND TV LOOK LIKE?

WHAT THE FUCK DID AL BUNDY'S WALL AND TV LOOK LIKE?

The best part of that conversation is at the tail end:

Rust killed it. Love that guy.

I take it back. Just listened to this week's Two Charted (and we need to talk about Friday podcasts, AV Club), and it was vintage stuff.

I take it back. Just listened to this week's Two Charted (and we need to talk about Friday podcasts, AV Club), and it was vintage stuff.

I'd spend some time breaking it down, but instead I'll just say that if you haven't listened, skip it. Skip it hard.

I'd spend some time breaking it down, but instead I'll just say that if you haven't listened, skip it. Skip it hard.

Booooooooo. All I'm saying is that great movies and unlicensed knockoff shit like that don't often go hand in hand. Just cut that shit out (although it might be tough to trim anything from a tight 165-minute joint like TDKR) or make your point in a different fashion.

Booooooooo. All I'm saying is that great movies and unlicensed knockoff shit like that don't often go hand in hand. Just cut that shit out (although it might be tough to trim anything from a tight 165-minute joint like TDKR) or make your point in a different fashion.

Whoops.

Whoops.

Or it could just be a piece of shit. Pretty sure I caught some unlicensed football uniforms…that's never a good sign, is it?

Or it could just be a piece of shit. Pretty sure I caught some unlicensed football uniforms…that's never a good sign, is it?

If I wasn't all the way over here I'd slap your face.

If I wasn't all the way over here I'd slap your face.

Are you Fire Marshall Bill?