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Doctor Conquester
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I no longer have the energy to deny liking it.

I no longer have the energy to deny liking it.

I'd like to remove her Freudian slip with my Billy James.

I'd like to remove her Freudian slip with my Billy James.

And for the record, "it’s a looser and less satisfying story, more intellectual than visceral, and not fully satisfying on either level" DOES seem to suggest that it's shxt.

And for the record, "it’s a looser and less satisfying story, more intellectual than visceral, and not fully satisfying on either level" DOES seem to suggest that it's shxt.

I'm just funnin' around.

I'm just funnin' around.

I know, right? It's like everyone knows the movie is shxt but won't just fxking SAY it.

I know, right? It's like everyone knows the movie is shxt but won't just fxking SAY it.

Successful failed firsties.

Successful failed firsties.

"This one just says Malcolm Gmail Warner."

"This one just says Malcolm Gmail Warner."

He was great as Fagan Platt, too. He coined a line I use all the time (and no one understands, but it doesn't matter): "Prove it. Show me the microfiche."

He was great as Fagan Platt, too. He coined a line I use all the time (and no one understands, but it doesn't matter): "Prove it. Show me the microfiche."

There are a couple of pretty good, pretty memorable moments…the underwater scene, the birth of the hybrid and its subsequent attack of the queen/the egged-up scientist's reactions to the birth…

There are a couple of pretty good, pretty memorable moments…the underwater scene, the birth of the hybrid and its subsequent attack of the queen/the egged-up scientist's reactions to the birth…

Dov Charney. "This is Balissa. He's into math and sidewalks. He loves slim slacks."

Dov Charney. "This is Balissa. He's into math and sidewalks. He loves slim slacks."