The movie looks fine based on that trailer. Unforunately, it still has no reason to exist.

By common consent, James Toback is just about the biggest prick in Hollywood. Which is like being the tallest guy on a basketball team.

By common consent, James Toback is just about the biggest prick in Hollywood. Which is like being the tallest guy on a basketball team.

Banned in the UK! Doesn't sound as though we're missing much.

Banned in the UK! Doesn't sound as though we're missing much.

The closing ceremony was mostly a mess. Best thing about it was that in an alternative universe, this would have been the opening ceremony, whereas Danny Boyle's two hours of madness avoided all the traps which the closing ceremony fell headlong into.

The closing ceremony was mostly a mess. Best thing about it was that in an alternative universe, this would have been the opening ceremony, whereas Danny Boyle's two hours of madness avoided all the traps which the closing ceremony fell headlong into.

Apparently David Beckham got there first…

Apparently David Beckham got there first…

The title of Baronet was originally created by King James I to reward his (ahem) 'favourites', meaning that most modern baronets effectively got their titles because their ancestors gave really good blowjobs.

The title of Baronet was originally created by King James I to reward his (ahem) 'favourites', meaning that most modern baronets effectively got their titles because their ancestors gave really good blowjobs.

Downton Abbey? Downton cocksucking twatting Abbey?

Downton Abbey? Downton cocksucking twatting Abbey?

Cagney's great, but his gangsters are Hollywood gangsters (partly because, thanks to the Hays Code, they had to be). Hoskins' Harold Shand is the real thing, a man who's terrifyingly close to violence even when he's trying to be charming.

Cagney's great, but his gangsters are Hollywood gangsters (partly because, thanks to the Hays Code, they had to be). Hoskins' Harold Shand is the real thing, a man who's terrifyingly close to violence even when he's trying to be charming.

True. Helped by the fact that Hoskins spent much of his time in those days hanging out with actual gangsters, and based Harold Shand on people he knew personally

True. Helped by the fact that Hoskins spent much of his time in those days hanging out with actual gangsters, and based Harold Shand on people he knew personally

The man is a legend

The man is a legend

'Really, the secret is that the Olympics are in fact incredibly boring. There are rounds and rounds of qualifications for everything, hundreds of countries, sports we’ve never heard of, rules we cannot even begin to guess.'
You could always, I dunno, try to find out some of the rules for those sports you've never heard…